This is a pretty accurate depiction of Doctor Who…
[1/2] Favorite monsters/villains as “horror movie/show”
spoiler alert: it’s cause his head’s in the game but his heart’s in the song
fuck i didn’t get to that part yet
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
A grammatical correct sentence in English.
I ship the ship shipping ship with the shipping ships it’s shipping.
I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking.
seriously the most accurate thing I ever read.
today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance
It’s bigger on the inside!
The Bad dad more looks fun
dont you mean—
THE NOISE I JUST MADE
Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.
WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE
Welcome to Tumblr where we have a gif for that…