Portraits of Toddlers Eating Lemons for the First Time
All the boys are taking it the worst while the girls don’t really give a fuxk
The last boy literally transforms into a lemon.
I have loved this, this little game of ours. Playing Jim from I.T. Playing gay.
"I don’t really get that involved in social media, and when I do Google stuff I end up feeling ‘uggg’ whenever I read something not great. You attach to the negative thing like ‘that’s true’ and the positive stuff is never true."
i can literally tell which one of my family members is coming up the stairs or walking about the house just from their footsteps
I can locate my mom in a store based on a cough.
JINGLING KEY SOUNDS
ESPECIALLY THE JINGLING KEY SOUNDS
my dad has a squeaky prosthetic leg, so he’s really easier to identify
but just imagine a ghost that no one can see that catches an item thats flying towards someone right before it hits their face but no one can see the ghost so people start to think that person can make stuff float around and the ghoST IS SO ADORABLY AWKWARD IT JUST SORTA FOLLOWS THAT PERSON AROUND AND WHENEVER SOMEONE IS LIKE “duDE MAKE THAT PENCIL FLOAT” THE GHOST JUST SIGHS AND PICKS IT UP
WRITE A BOOK
STOP shipping real people, or at least poke holes in the box
I saw this post four times before I understood the joke
When I was like 6 years old I was woken up in the middle of night by a voice saying “play with me play with me” over and over and I stayed awake for two hours terrified as the voice continued and then I realized it was a furby
how is that less scary