bowtiesarecool4:

This is a pretty accurate depiction of Doctor Who…

[1/2] Favorite monsters/villains as “horror movie/show”

The Silence 

virska:

breakingbeth:

spoiler alert: it’s cause his head’s in the game but his heart’s in the song

fuck i didn’t get to that part yet

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

asenseofpoisonedrationality:

catch-the-ghost:

A grammatical correct sentence in English.

I ship the ship shipping ship with the shipping ships it’s shipping.

liftedandgiftedd:

acutelesbian:

I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking. 

seriously the most accurate thing I ever read.

not-photogenic:

today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance 

seerofsarcasm:

kiggor:

It’s bigger on the inside!

WITCHCRAFT

sass-master-kanaya:

turntechgivinhead:

10knotes:

niknak79:

The Bad dad more looks fun

dont you mean—

THE NOISE I JUST MADE

mynerdproblems:

tupacalypse-arisen:

captainharvey:

urnotok:

liquidcassidy:

Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.

WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE 

Welcome to Tumblr where we have a gif for that…