Could you show me a sample of your cool faces?

bevgodsgirls:

jcrystalll:

forever-river-song:

Portraits of Toddlers Eating Lemons for the First Time

All the boys are taking it the worst while the girls don’t really give a fuxk

The last boy literally transforms into a lemon.

filed under: babies.
filed under: eleven. dw.

I have loved this, this little game of ours. Playing Jim from I.T. Playing gay.

filed under: jim moriarty.

allyoursherlock:

Funny doesn’t suit you

filed under: sherlock.

"I don’t really get that involved in social media, and when I do Google stuff I end up feeling ‘uggg’ whenever I read something not great. You attach to the negative thing like ‘that’s true’ and the positive stuff is never true."

filed under: Emma stone.
filed under: Emma watson.

mausspace:

me

thats-hella-raven:

thee-traveling-milk:

metallikato:

itsmerandi:

netlfix:

i can literally tell which one of my family members is coming up the stairs or walking about the house just from their footsteps

I can locate my mom in a store based on a cough.

JINGLING KEY SOUNDS

ESPECIALLY THE JINGLING KEY SOUNDS

my dad has a squeaky prosthetic leg, so he’s really easier to identify

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

assstiel:

#whenever you anything anywhere something bad happens tho

#maybe you should just not wear anything

filed under: dw.

goodbyeangels:

courfeycute:

but just imagine a ghost that no one can see that catches an item thats flying towards someone right before it hits their face but no one can see the ghost so people start to think that person can make stuff float around and the ghoST IS SO ADORABLY AWKWARD IT JUST SORTA FOLLOWS THAT PERSON AROUND AND WHENEVER SOMEONE IS LIKE “duDE MAKE THAT PENCIL FLOAT” THE GHOST JUST SIGHS AND PICKS IT UP

WRITE A BOOK

tivaattheopera:

thegestianpoet:

STOP shipping real people, or at least poke holes in the box

I saw this post four times before I understood the joke

history1970s:

true

filed under: seal. jem look.

harlequinhatter:

caseyanthonyofficial:

When I was like 6 years old I was woken up in the middle of night by a voice saying “play with me play with me” over and over and I stayed awake for two hours terrified as the voice continued and then I realized it was a furby

how is that less scary

filed under: tfios movie.
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